here's the deal (some this was copied from yahoo!... that's funny right?):

1) ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF this website IS ACCESSED AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK, i can personally promise you that everything i have uploaded is clean and pure with no malicious content... but i'm sure there are jag-offs out there that can hack into anything they want and mess up you computer. i doubt this will happen, but in case it does, i don't want to get sued. i'm sure you understand.

2) A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF USERS MAY EXPERIENCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES WHEN EXPOSED TO CERTAIN LIGHT PATTERNS OR BACKGROUNDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN. CERTAIN CONDITIONS MAY INDUCE PREVIOUSLY UNDETECTED EPILEPTIC SYMPTOMS EVEN IN USERS WHO HAVE NO HISTORY OF PRIOR SEIZURES OR EPILEPSY. IF YOU, OR ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, HAVE AN EPILEPTIC CONDITION, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN PRIOR TO this website. IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE USE OF my SERVICES AND CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS WHILE USING my SERVICE: DIZZINESS, ALTERED VISION, EYE OR MUSCLE TWITCHES, LOSS OF AWARENESS, DISORIENTATION, ANY INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT, OR CONVULSIONS.

3) everything on this website is intended for your enjoyment, feel free to share it with you friends and family. that being said, please do not steal my stuff and market it as your own for the intention of making money. i don't make that much money from this and it would really bug me if you did. that would just totally be way unfair.... so uh... just don't be a jerk about this please.

thanks,
alex clark